Day 8

Maybe people will read this if I post an advertizement in the newspaper!
I don't know why people refuse to read!
Do people even know how to read?
Well, that is their loss!
Everybody knows that

Day 7

Well, after asking people to view my blog, I still have 0 comments.

Day 6

Well, I see that I have like no viewers. Should I give up on my blog? Are you people who are ignoring me trying to crush my hopes and dreams of being the most viewed? Hhhhmmmmmm? I am watching you very closely...... VERY CLOSELY!!!!!!!

Day 5

I have finally decided what this blog is going to be about. I am going to write random short stories and you, my imaginary viewers, are going to comment. I have decided to start today with.......
            The Man With a Plan
   Once upon a time there was a man with a very interesting plan. He wanted to take all of the cats in the world and glue them together into one giant cat. This man spent over a year making a special kind of glue that would stick cats together. He called super cat glue. He then asked everyone in his neighborhood if he could use their cats. He must have worded it wrong because they all called the cops on him and he ended up having a lot of paperwork to fill out with his lawyer. One day he was searching for some cats to work on when he dropped his recipe into a pond. It was found many years later when most of the words had been washed away. The person who found it was able to decipher the words, all but one.... cat.

                          

Day 4

Sorry I didn't post since thursday. I really don't know who I'm talking to because I haven't seen any comments yet. Don't you people know how to read?

Day 3

This is my third post. I have decided to change my font. to.. you know... jazz things up a bit. wow. I'm really n the wild side now. She said sarcastically.
ME:

Second post. Day 2.

Well this is my second post and I have no idea what I'm doing with this whole blog thing because I'm really bored. I wish I had a real topic. Well, I'll find one. Do you have any ideas? Please tell me! Post a comment!


 PLEASE!!!!!!!!

Paige

My first blog! I am PAIGE!