I have finally decided what this blog is going to be about. I am going to write random short stories and you, my imaginary viewers, are going to comment. I have decided to start today with.......
The Man With a Plan
Once upon a time there was a man with a very interesting plan. He wanted to take all of the cats in the world and glue them together into one giant cat. This man spent over a year making a special kind of glue that would stick cats together. He called super cat glue. He then asked everyone in his neighborhood if he could use their cats. He must have worded it wrong because they all called the cops on him and he ended up having a lot of paperwork to fill out with his lawyer. One day he was searching for some cats to work on when he dropped his recipe into a pond. It was found many years later when most of the words had been washed away. The person who found it was able to decipher the words, all but one.... cat.
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